If you spit again im going to..

Spit or swallow? Well in the case of David Stockdale he couldnt be more of a swallower. And i quote, "Spitting just never occured to me, it seemed rude". When a fellow claude wanted to reveal his latest trick of being able to hang an impressive sized loogy for more than 5 seconds(breaking the record of FOUR) from a stand still position without it hitting the ground only to be sucked up back in his mouth like some sort of distant relative of the chameleon..you'd think to yourself, what bad could come out of this awesome spectacle. Most would assume at the very least we would receive a few head turns and discrimination against our spit olympians. One of the judges at the time was quite squeemish when it came to dealing with spit, for reasons unknown to him. It was rumored that this particular claude was pranked several times by other claude members, the prank was supposed to be a light hearted joke but they didnt realise spitting in a claudes mouth during his deepest sleep would lead to this sub conscious defense mechanism that many claudes came to exploit on more than one occasion. Well, in this case a picture is worth a thousand words.