Kike

Mike "the Kike" Pavlinec is perhaps the cheapest person in the claude-verse. A former roommate of David "White Rain" Stockdale, Pavlinec never once paid rent or utilities for the apartment they shared, insteading opting to use coercive and devious tactics such as black mail and kike mind tricks to avoid paying for anything. As such, he has ammased a great amount of wealth, consequentially buying his way to stage 4 claude by the sheer size of his bank account.

Controversy and Criticism
Being the cheapest claude ever, Pavlinec has made enemies over the years. "No, you fucking kike!" was a phrase often uttered by roommates of Pavlinec throughout his academic career.

No one is quite sure how the monkier "Kike" came to be, though it should be noted that claudes and clerds alike have nothing but the utmost respect for the sons of Abraham.