Zzzskigigi Blergstein

Zzzzskgigi Blergstein is an extraterrestrial alien from the planet Blerg. Of course, his real name is unpronouncable by humans (if you tried, your head would explode), so he chose Zzzzskigigi has a human pseudonym. Zzzzskigigi's home planet Blerg was destroyed by unknown forces, making him the only one left of his kind. In desperation, he chose to make first contact with Bain Kamchinzki and David Stockdale. Unfortunately, because Zzzzskigig's race doesn't sleep, he chose a rather inoportune time to confront the clerdish pair, e.g. while they were sleeping. Standing over stand s bed, the young alien began crying because he thought his prospective friends had died. And because Zzzzskigig's cries are horrid to human ears, Mr. Kamchizki flipped his shit, screaming and convulsing in cowardess. This frightened Zzzzskigigi greatly; he left the planet never to be seen again. It is said that on clear nights when you listen closely, you can still hear poor Zzzzskigigi's horrid cries.

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