Night Claudes

Robert Braden- A claude with comedic potential armed with the latest fart and "yo-momma" jokes. Was apart of an essential growing period in the Claude world only to be ripped away to attend to his dead grandmothers house. Not even a claude of the highest ranking is allowed to eat chips in the presence of Robert's mother, one claude attempted to eat his recent purchase of French onion sun chips during a ride back from the chicago zoo, only to get smited down by the horrid beast that they called, "the destroyer of fun".

Eric Cabral- Possibly the coolest night claude, keeps to the chi-ridge streets using his own 2 feet as transport. The last words mumbled by this whacky mexican before departing the Claude world were only understood by his boyfriend at the time, Conway relayed the message. "Must, eat, shroooms". His whereabouts are currently unknown.

Christopher "i'll suck your dick" Conway- Replays that awful DMX song enough times to make you want to gut him like a fucking fish. He'll suck your dick.

Bob Holland- The poster child for what we called "Ridge-Rats", bobby only became friends with Claude in the effort to steal n64 controllers and video games, Claude security was growing tight as the empire grew larger. After Wayne Gretzkey 3D dissapeared from our ordered video game library, we shunned this fake Claude out of our society for life.