Bonzai Buddy

Bonzai Buddy is a purple monkey that lives inside David Stockdale's HP2600 Computer. He acheived sentience on Jan. 23, 2003, and has since been working to acquire all the information in the universe. Bonzai Buddy's motives are unknown, but it has been established that he is able to subdue potential threats by singing songs,("Daisy Bell," for example) lulling his opponents into a clerdish stupor.