Brownie

Brownie talks a lot but says very little. This adorable little critter is the pet of Claude. Brownie likes to display dominance by shoutting at innocent walkers merely passing by trying to get to work. Which isnt ok unless the walker is of the descent. Brownie adopted the violent barking style from master beagle Emma. Although this bark is seemingly weak when heard outside, the bark indoors is quite ear shattering and has became a tool Brownie aka bwowny butt uses to get his masters to fetch him some cheerios. Discovering that barking for less than 10 seconds yields no less than 16 honey nut cheerios Brownie has come to abuse this power for other means of getting his way. Including: A fresh blanket to eat and shred to bits, Peanut butter crackers, cups of ice cream, leftovers during dinner, and chinese food. The neighborhood is growing tired of his fits of barking at the ass crack of 3 am. Brownie thinks by yelling at other peoples houses they will bring him cheerios in the attempt to shut his cone ass the fuck up. What Brownie fails to realise is that he is on a strict diet of no more and no less than 16 whole cheerios per 2 hours, the on going struggle to keep this pooch on this plan has caused the parents of this claude to lose their minds, When approached by outside help to advise the parents of their wrong doing of constantly feeding him whenever he barks only results in backlash and hate fights. Clearly, the beagle reigns supreme in the family of Kamshicnki. Bark. Bark. STFU. oh, he's cone, sry. __NOINDEX__ __NONEWSECTIONLINK__